Monday, May 08, 2006

Bad Band Names - Volume I

While in Europe and unable to spend much time composing posts I thought I would share with you this list of bad band names of actual groups. If you’re going to start a band, sorry, these names are taken. My thanks to HH for watching over the blog while I’m gone.

[ a ]

Albino Toilet Boys


Alcoholics Unanimous

Apocalypse Hoboken

[ b ]

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

Band Over

Band That Shot Liberty Valence

Barbara's Bush

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

The Boxing Ghandis

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

Breakfast in Beruit

Bulimia Banquet

[ c ]


Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Carnage Asada

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Cortizone 5

Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

[ d ]

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848

The Dead Sea Squirrels

The Dead Kennedys

The Dick Clarks

The Dick Nixons

Drunks With Guns

[ e ]

e. coli

Edith Head

Electric Prostates

Elvis Hitler

Ethyl Merman

[ f ]

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Fields of Shit

'57 Lesbian

The 4-Skins

Four Nurses of the Apocalypse

The French are from Hell

Fromage d'Amour



Jaime said...

May I add to the list, from Davison High School...
Burnt Toast.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, some of those seem allright.

My two favorite band names no one has used yet:

Viagra Disaster

Courtney's Hole

Anonymous said...

Dead Kennedys a bad band name? How dare! It wasn't a joke (and still isn't). Anchovy Shmegma I can understand, but come on, think of dear old John and Joe.

Jenius said...

How about Bob Barker and the Abortions?

sephim said...

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Macnuggits - stupid name, AWESOME band.

Check it here: