Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Bad Band Names II - The Temple of Doom

More bad (and real) band names:

[ g ]

Gefilte Joe and the Fish

Gonoreagan

[ h ]

Headless Marines

Hell Camino

Herpes Cineplex

Hindu Garage Sale

Hitler's Bikini

HIV and the Positives

Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

[ i ]

Inhale Mary

[ j ]

Janitors Against Apartheid

Jehovah's Waitresses

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Jesus Christ Super Fly

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

JFKFC

Jonestown Punch

[ k ]

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kerrigan's Knees

[ l ]

Lack of Afro

Lawn Piranhas

The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

Lee Harvey Keitel

Lesbian Ninjas

Louder Than God

[ m ]

Mao Tse Helen

Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

Max Roach and the Holders

Minnie Pearl's Jam

Mr. Happy and the Genocides

Mussolini Headkick

My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

[ n ]

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

Nervous Christians and the Lions

Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

Not Drowning, Waving

[ p ]

Pabst Smear

Pearl Harbor and the Explosions

Penis DeMilo

Pepto Dismal

Phenobarbidols

Phlegm Fatale

Poultry in Motion

Pretentious Flamedogs

The Pro-Midget Mafia

Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Psycho Sluts from Hell

Pungent Frustration

THE REST OF THE LIST TOMORROW...

7 comments :

Aaron said...

What's so bad about Pretentious Flamedogs?

Webs said...

My wife's band has an odd name, but I'm not sure it's a bad name: Disciples of Ursula Big Band.

(It is, in fact, a big band, with 14 members doing swing, rock, world beat, and anything else that can work with a horn section. You can check them out at the iTunes Music Store.)

Beth Ciotta said...

Over the years, I've been in a lot of bands. Too often I've been in the position of choosing the name. Always hated that. I'm looking at some of these and thinking--Shoot, why didn't I think of that?

Anonymous said...

Bad call on "Inhale Mary." It's simple and kinda clever.

Anonymous said...

As I read this in the office and try not to die from laughter at some of them, I was reminded of a few in Australia during the 80s.
Who could forget People With Chairs Up Their Noses or Revenge of the Tractor?

Anonymous said...

We had one round our parts known as Hugh Reed and the Velvet Underpants.

Dave Olden said...

Saw this handbill taped to a telephone pole, on the way to the cafe:

"Mouthful of Bees"

Hummin' along...