More bad (and real) band names:
[ g ]
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan
[ h ]
Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's
HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
[ i ]
Inhale Mary
[ j ]
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch
[ k ]
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees
[ l ]
Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God
[ m ]
Mao Tse Helen
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Max Roach and the Holders
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
[ n ]
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
[ p ]
Pabst Smear
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
7 comments :
What's so bad about Pretentious Flamedogs?
My wife's band has an odd name, but I'm not sure it's a bad name: Disciples of Ursula Big Band.
(It is, in fact, a big band, with 14 members doing swing, rock, world beat, and anything else that can work with a horn section. You can check them out at the iTunes Music Store.)
Over the years, I've been in a lot of bands. Too often I've been in the position of choosing the name. Always hated that. I'm looking at some of these and thinking--Shoot, why didn't I think of that?
Bad call on "Inhale Mary." It's simple and kinda clever.
As I read this in the office and try not to die from laughter at some of them, I was reminded of a few in Australia during the 80s.
Who could forget People With Chairs Up Their Noses or Revenge of the Tractor?
We had one round our parts known as Hugh Reed and the Velvet Underpants.
Saw this handbill taped to a telephone pole, on the way to the cafe:
"Mouthful of Bees"
Hummin' along...
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