Wednesday, December 02, 2009

The Tiger Woods Car Crash -- Taiwanese re-enactment.

There's Tiger's story and TMZ's story. You decide.

This is from a Taiwanese news show. It's pretty damn definitive if you ask me.

12 comments :

mark said...

Mhuway su'! That was entertaining AND informative.

John Leader said...

㊑㊒㊓㊔ ㊕㊖ ㊗㊘㊜ ㊝ ㊞㊟㊠㊡㊢!

BrianK said...

dkdehgke dkef0d00dl cmdhjdks deois didldhsld dkslodid - What he said.

Brian Phillips said...

With all this talk of war in Afghanistan and earthquakes, I didn't know the Sims were in a car accident.

Tim W. said...

I actually new nothing of this until I read your blog. I feel somewhat out of the loop.

I am constantly amazed I am from the same species as people like Woods. I don't have much of an opinion of men who cheat on their wives (how friggin' hard is it to keep it in your pants???), but if you're as big a celebrity as Woods, is it much of a stretch to think that something like that will eventually get out, especially since the internet thing seems to be popular among the lids, now.

That said, I am shocked that this Taiwanese news show somehow got hold of obviously secret classified NSA footage. It makes you realize that they're watching EVERYTHING!

AlaskaRay said...

I think they miss the point completely, but I sure enjoyed the preview of "Avatars".

Ray

wv: fatio - where overweight people lounge in the sun.

Max Clarke said...

Tiger is going to have a very interesting 2010 at the golf tournaments. When a golfer is at the top of his backswing and starting down, all it takes to ruin the shot is a drunk shouting, "Fire hydrant!"

I don't endorse infidelity, but as a golfer who would like Tiger to surpass the Jack Nicklaus record for major championship wins, the real scandal is that Tiger didn't win a single major tournament this year.

Bob said...

What, no hand puppets?

Rory L. Aronsky said...

When a golfer is at the top of his backswing and starting down, all it takes to ruin the shot is a drunk shouting, "Fire hydrant!"

Now I've found a reason to stand for hours, watching golfers swing substitute penises. Thanks! ;)

Will Teullive said...

Broken English Translation: Beech try to bangkok wif fi-iron! Den Tiger cwash into twee and wodo fingy



WV: herri- What Tiger was trying to do in the Escalade

blogward said...

What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Carol said...

Interesting. Is this what really happened during the accident?