As the Levines wing to Gotham for Thanksgiving, here are more movies being unleashed upon you this holiday season. Part One was yesterday.
TANGLED – It’s really Rapunzel but Disney is afraid that any mention of a fairy tale will hurt boxoffice business for this animated film. Up next is a remake of SLEEPING BEAUTY to be called FEMALE ON THE ROOFIE.
MADE IN DAGENHAM – Sally Hawkins in a British NORMA RAE. Make sure you ask for Dental Coverage, Sal.
THE COMPANY MEN – Ben Affleck and Tommy Lee Jones are two white-collar guys whose lives are destroyed when they are fired. Heartbreaking scene where they’ve sunk so low they’re watching THE TALK.
THE NEXT THREE DAYS – Russell Crowe plans to spring his wife out of prison. And then cheat on her.
FASTER – The Rock in yet another cry vengeance movie. Come on, Dwayne. You’re better than this! You should be in…
THE TEMPEST – co-starring with Helen Mirren in this Shakespeare classic. Or at least…
THE NUTCRACKER IN 3D – As if that alone won’t scare the crap out of little kids, it stars Nathan Lane.
LOVE & OTHER DRUGS – Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway in a rom-com with an incredibly novel premise: Yeah, they fall in love but here’s the amazing twist – at first they don’t like each other! And wait! There’s more! The originality continues! Viagra jokes!
LITTE FOCKERS – MEET THE PARENTS sequel. I can’t think of a movie in the last ten years I’ve wanted to see less.
Tomorrow, the conclusion of the Winter Movie Preview.