Here’s a scene of ours from a first season episode of CHEERS called "Any Friend of Diane's". I posted this a few years ago and still get requests for it. Diane’s college chum Rebecca (played by Diane runner-up Julia Duffy) comes to visit the bar. Imagine a sitcom today being allowed to do this run.
INT. BAR – DAY
and Rebecca are chattering away in French. They laugh together.
Rebecca’s laugh turns into a sob, and she buries her face in her hands.
Rebecca, something’s wrong.
You always saw through my façade of gaiety… Elliot and I have parted.
No. You and Elliot? Rebecca, you two were together forever.
know. I know. It all started when Elliot got his doctorate in
ichthyology. His eye began to wander, and the next thing I knew he had
taken up with a young student he met on a squid expedition.
A doctorate changes a man. Rebecca, there’ll be others. In the meantime you have your work.
think so. I used to find enormous comfort translating Russian poetry.
But no more. Even when I went back over my favorite, Karashnikov’s
“Another Christmas of Agony”, it failed to soothe me. (RECITING) “Mischa
the dog lies dead in the bog. The children cry over the carcass. The
mist chokes my heart, covers the mourners. At least this year we eat.”
Well...If that didn’t pick you up, I’m at a virtual loss.