It's weird how he continues pleasuring himself with Mom's voice echoing in his head.
I don't know if this was brought up here or someplace else, but it was explained this was in fact a film to teach those who deal with mentally handicapped people how to handle such a situation.
Does anyone else remember the Sonny Bono anti-drug video used in high schools around 1971-1972? I don't know anyone who hallucinated that they'd grown a werewolf head after smoking pot.
That clip has been a Howard Stern staple for years, along with this 1970s sex-ed film about about wet dreams (sorry, couldn't find it on YT). Hearing the guy (who looks too old to be portraying a kid who just had his first nocturnal emission) say "I'm wet and sticky", and then the adult actor's overblown "Oooh!" reaction—along with the bad flower-power inspired musical score, still gives me the icks. I shouldn't though, because I think it's supposed to be an instructional film specifically intended to train counselors who work with mentally disabled kids.Cheerio,Jeffro
Unless this appealed to Ricky's Dr. Joyce Brothers fantasy...
Thanks, Mom. And when you're doing Dad I'll walk into your closed room, give you a 60 second speech, and then walk out too.
"By the way. The moment you're finished wash your bedsheets and clothes in boiling hot water with a half jug of Clorox.""At least you're doing it in the privacy of your room. Not like your father during 'I Dream of Jeannie'.""I'll just leave these pamphlets on masturbation-induced blindness and dementia.""Wait a minute -- You're the Smith's little boy, aren't you? I guess I wandered into the wrong house again. I'll be alone next door, slowly undressing.""You could at least stop while I'm talking to you."
Mom's kind of hot.
Am I crazy or is Ricky eyeballing that little Mickey Mouse sticker on the wall while he's...you know?The original concept of "Selfie"!
Fortunately, my mother was very much of the opinion that masturbation was healthy and normal. She made this clear. She'd only have thought something was wrong if she'd thought my siblings and I didn't masturbate. (NOT togther!) She did walk in on me in the act once, and simply left the room again instantly and it was never mentioned, just as I never mentioned the time I got up to get ready for school (This was during my high school years) and in the bathroom my dad and I shared, I found he'd forgotten to flush, and a very used condom was floating in the toilet bowl. Ew. A good friend of mone once told me he'd just received a panicked, hysterical phone call from his ex-wife, who was having a tizzy because she'd found a Playboy magazine hidden under their mutual son's mattress. He'd replied: "He's a 15-year-old boy. Of course, there's a Playboy under his mattress. I'd only be concerned if there wasn't." She called him a "Pervert" and hung up. He told me: "You see why I divorced her?"
Too much information.
No one forced you to read it, Emily.
Too LITTLE information, Dougie. What size condom was it? I need DETAILS!
This is the talk Paul Reubens should've had with his mother.
What was that kid, nine?
"At least you're doing it in the privacy of your bedroom and not in a park."
You shouldn't flush condoms. They'll stop up the plumbing. My daddy always burned them with his zippo over the yard while standing on the front porch. I'd watch from my bedroom window. Maybe your dad DID flush, it just didn't go down. Did you try to flush it? What happened to the condom? What made the condom "very" used?
That's pretty much for what passes as corporate training films even today.The 'Seinfeld' episode where George gets caught spanking the monkey is still one of the best, tho.
This is a segment from a longer film called The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables (1975). What we would now call special needs children.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kngIqC1wg
A WWII take on sex ed filmshttp://www.michaelspornanimation.com/splog/wp-content/s/SadSack312.jpgps that's Michael Spoen, not Michael's...
Reminds me of the old joke:"Son! Stop that or you'll go blind!""Dad -- I'm over here."
"We all have feelings like this sometimes."Sometimes?
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