Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Kontest is Klosed

No more entries for the Daffy Defition Konest. I'm actually recruiting a couple of judges because narrowing down this field will be a bitch. Thanks for so many hilarious entries. Watch this space for the final five coming soon. And then you'll have the final vote.

Thanks again. You guys are great... and frankly, a little disturbing.

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Anonymous said...

Man, are you connected! You got Rosie O'Donnell to narrow down the field? Can't wait to hear who the judges will be.

Eric Curtis said...

It was addicting as hell, but also a lot of fun. I laughed my ass off at a lot of the entries. Good luck narrowing it down to only five.

And please do this kontest again in the future. I don't care what the prize is (although that's extremely cool, too) but because it was so much fun.

You also owe my employer at least two hours in lost productivity.

Toby O'B said...

I think you should save all of the entries, winnow it down, and get a book deal for it. I wouldn't mind having a copy on my Toobworld Central library shelf next to Rich Hall's book on Sniglets!

Toby O'B said...

Good one, A. Buck..... LOL!

Anonymous said...

Wait, what am I supposed to do with the verification word I'm looking at right now???? It's just too good...

I know it doesn't count, but, here goes...

QUALON: new miracle fabric that delivers sedative through the skin

okay...not great, but, I can't help myself

Mary Stella said...

Contest or not, I think lots of us will continue to make up definitions for our word verifications after we finish our regular comment. It's too addictive.

Like Eric, I laughed my butt off numerous times when reading entries.

Five finalists? Good luck with that. You could do 10 categories with five finalists in each and still have trouble deciding. I couldn't do it with a room full of judges.

Thanks, Ken. As usual, your blog is the most fun anywhere.

WV: Ashlant -- Prince Caspian was sloshed when he called for the lion

Tallulah Morehead said...

"A. Buck Short said...
Man, are you connected! You got Rosie O'Donnell to narrow down the field? "

After her recent cancelled-in-progress-furing-first/only-episode variety show, Rosie won't be turning any gigs down.

Tallulah Morehead said...


I meant "during".

Damn vodka.

I need to pour my lunch.


WV is 'banistro", a restaurant like El Coyote that has been found to have contributed money to "Yes on 8".

Weisenheimer said...

Dang, I just got "batchit" as a verification word. I'm not sure what it is, but I bet Robin has one in his utility belt.

Anonymous said...

Robin swearing on Telemundo?

Anonymous said...


What Larry and Curly said to Mo when they couldn't bare to wax-n- womanscape another Beaver in Tinseltown.

Sorry.... really pathetic for a Sunday entry but there waxitmo was, so here it is. Couldn't resist.

~Jackie S.