Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Oscars in Hawaii

I'm in the only place in the world that TAPE DELAYS the Oscars....by four hours. Is that even possible??? So my review will appear early tomorrow morning. Don't tell me who won.

8 comments:

Paul Duca said...

Okay...but Rosebud was his sled.

Hoffman said...

And Colonel Blake's plane goes down.

1031 said...

And Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense is dead the whole time.

doggans said...

Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader, Norman Bates' mother is dead in the attic, and Rick Blaine's uncle is Peter Lorre.

Devon DeLapp said...

And Kevin Spacey made the entire story up.

twamsiam said...

And the shoe fits.

Webs said...

And the Dread Pirate Robert is really Wesley.

Scott the Reader said...

The chick in the Crying Game is a dude, but she's still hot. And Steven Seagal has a weight problem.