Sunday, May 08, 2016
The Kingfish sets up a blind date for "Mama". Hoping the poor guy would like her and take her off of his hands he arranges for Mama to go to the beauty parlor. He's talking to the hair stylist, describing Mama. He says (and I'm paraphrasing), "Picture a grapefruit that's been out at sea. And it washes ashore, all covered with seaweed and crabs. Now it sits in the sun for a couple of weeks and gets all wrinkly and rotted and bugs are now flying around it. Can you picture that?" The hairstylist says "Uh huh." And the Kingfish says, "Good. If you can make her look that good I'd be satisfied!"
This is a re-post from several years ago, but so what? This joke always makes me laugh.
TOMORROW: Comedy 101 is back in session. If you haven't seen the episode I'll be breaking down, scroll down to yesterday's post. And Happy Mother's Day.
By Ken Levine at 6:00 AM