Saturday, August 04, 2012

My Tweets for the Week

For those who don't follow me on Twitter, here's what you missed this week.   

If you juxtapose the letters in Gabby Douglas’ last name – it will spell – “USA Gold!” And more amazing – Phelps spells “Spleph.”

How come Siri understands Martin Scorsese and not me?

Two more endorsements for Romney: A porn star and Clint Eastwood.

I hate when I swim and there’s that damn World Record yellow line that keeps eluding me. It’s annoying. Stop it!

How soon till Gabby Douglas becomes a judge on AMERICAN IDOL?

The DARK KNIGHT with Anne Hathaway trounces TOTAL RECALL at the boxoffice. Two breasts are still better than three.

I bet the Peacock has not received one complaint during the Olympics from viewers who miss their favorite NBC shows.

Taking @tomleykis to lunch for his birthday. He’s so old he remembers when radio was good.

Ticket prices are rising again. Just in time for the new Will Ferrell movie.

Vin Scully, talking about Twitter called a Tweet a Twit. Earlier this year Bob Uecker called it a Twat.

Colin O’Donoghue joins the cast of ONCE UPON A TIME as beloved storybook character Speedy Alka-Seltzer.

NBC is hoping they can average in these big Olympic numbers and beat Univision for the 2012-13 season.

You can follow me @KenLevine or by just going here.  


Phillip B said...

Thanks for sharing here as well as there. At last word the Library of Congress was working to preserve every tweet - ever. No word on if they will be searchable by keyword.

Anonymous said...

What's going on with Tom, and when is he coming back?!

Pat Reeder said...

Actually, three breasts are better than two because it gives a man something to do with his mouth when he has both hands full.

SB said...

Next time you should include the url for the tweet, so we could retweet them ;)

Charles H. Bryan said...

Bob Uecker actually did that, didn't he? That's pretty hilarious.