Saturday, May 01, 2010

The "Who, What, or Which" game (that I just made up)













I did this originally as a Tweet but thought it might expand into a fun readership-participation post. This is the kind of crap you'll get if you follow me on Twitter. You don't have to answer them all.

Who, what or which?

Who is more famous? John Denver or Bob Denver

Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long or Kirstie Alley?

Which show was better? THE BOB NEWHART SHOW or NEWHART?

What show is better? MAD MEN or BREAKING BAD?

Who do you love to hate more? Simon Cowell or Ann Coulter?

What’s the most hated team in America? The New York Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys?

What’s better? Coke or Pepsi?

Who’s the best Jr.? Ken Griffey or Sammy Davis?

Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Robocop or a Transformer?

Who is more famous? Carrie Fisher or Eddie Fisher?

Who’s more famous? Sweet Caroline or Caroline Kennedy?

What’s worse? Brussels sprouts or cauliflower?

Who’s better? Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?

Which is better? Mac or PC?

Who’s scarier? Jason or Jigsaw?

Who’s scarier? Faye Dunaway or Sarah Palin?

Who has the better cereal name? Coco Crisp or Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford?

Who’s more annoying? The Progressive Insurance Girl or the Geico lizard?

Who’s a better hitter? Alfonzo Soriano or Carlos Zambrano?

Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart of Conan O’Brien?

Who has the best lousy pizza? Dominos or Pizza Hut?

Who is more famous? Marilu Henner or Mary Lou Retton?

Which is better? Facebook or actually having friends?

Thanks in advance.

54 comments:

Don from Vancouver said...

fun stuff!
Bob Denver
Shelley Long
NEWHART
BREAKING BAD
Simon Cowell
Dallas Cowboys
Coke
Sammy Davis
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Daniel Craig
Mac
Jigsaw?
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Dominos
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends!

Rebecca said...

Hmm, obviously this is open to massive interpretation, but here's what I think:

John Denver
Kirstie Alley
Newhart
Breaking Bad
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Ken Griffey (tough, but I'm a Mariners fan through and through)
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
PC
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Sugar Bear Floyd Rayford
the Geico lizard
Alfonzo Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends (since they don't try as hard as possible to sell any information they have about you to the highest bidder)

Matthew said...

Who's the best Jr -- clearly Cal Ripken crushes the other two.

DwWashburn said...

Eliminating the frivelous (sp) ones

Who is more famous? John Denver

Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long

Which show was better? THE BOB NEWHART SHOW

Who do you love to hate more? Ann Coulter

What’s the most hated team in America? The New York Yankees

What’s better? RC

Who’s the best Jr.? Carl's

Who is more famous? Eddie Fisher

Who’s more famous? Caroline Kennedy

What’s worse? Cauliflower

Which is better? PC

Who’s more annoying? The Progressive Insurance Girl

Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart

Which is better? Actually having friends

Anonymous said...

Having friends with weed is better.

-bee said...

John Denver

Shelly Long

The Bob Newhart Show

Mad Men

Ann Coulter

Dallas Cowboys

Coke

Sammy Davis

Transformer

Carrie Fisher

Caroline Kennedy

Brussels sprouts

Sean Connery

Mac

Tie

Sarah Palin

Coco Crisp

Tie

Who?

Jon Stewart

Dominos

Tie

Actually having friends

Blitzen said...

John Denver, because I've heard of him.
Never seen CHEERS.
Never seen either.
Never seen either.
Simon, because I've never heard of the other one,
I'm not in America, and thus have no opinion.
Coke.
Never heard of either.
Transformer.
Carrie Fisher, because I've heard of her.
Sweet Caroline, because I have the song on CD.
Brussels sprouts.
Better at what?
Better at what?
Jigsaw is uglier, and that makes me frightened.
Sarah Palin.
Coco Crisp.
The Progressive Insurance Girl, but that's part of her appeal.
Never heard of either.
Never seen either do comedy.
Dominos.
I've never heard of either, so neither is famous at all.
Actually having friends.

Frank Anthony said...

When it came to playing Samantha's husband Darrin on "Bewitched," who was your favorite Dick? York or Sargent?

The Minstrel Boy said...

Bob Denver
Shelly
The Bob Newhart Show
Breaking BAd (by miles)
i don't love to hate, but i hate ann coulter
the yankees
coke
sammy
robocop
eddie
sweet caroline (sadly)
like 'em both
sean
mac
sarah palin
sarah palin
coco crisp
lizard
soriano
jon
the hut
retton
friends

Wallis Lane said...

John Denver

Shelley Long (by a "long" shot)

THE BOB NEWHART SHOW ("Hi Bob!)

BREAKING BAD

Ann Coulter (vile, so vile I think it might just be performance art) (I actually like Simon Cowell)

The New York Yankees

Coke (Pepsi's too sweet)

Ken Griffey

Robocop

Carrie Fisher

Caroline Kennedy

Brussels sprouts

Sean Connery (he's one-note, and Bond is the only note he can hit)

PC

Jason

Sarah Palin (she's even scarier than Jason)

Coco Crisp

Geico lizard

Carlos Zambrano (Big Z!)

Jon Stewart AND Conan O’Brien

Dominos AND Pizza Hut (lousy, that is)

Mary Lou Who?

Friends!! Real ones!

@Frank: Dick York rules!

gottacook said...

I knew of Eddie Fisher before Carrie, because my dad long ago showed me a photo of his Hebrew school class (in Philadelphia) that included Eddie. Eddie became a famous singer while my dad was in dental school; no, they didn't stay in touch. Not only are he and my dad the same age, so are Carrie and I. Useless trivial fact for the day.

As for the other items:
John Denver
Shelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
BREAKING BAD (Cranston was often just as fearlessly great in MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE)
Coulter
Cowboys
Coke
Sammy
Transformer
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Connery
Mac (I'm writing this on our secondary Mac, a G4 tower that's nine years old and still up-to-date, running OS X 10.4; bought 2 years ago for $160)
Jason
Palin
Coco Crisp
Lizard
Zambrano
Stewart
Pizza Hut
Henner
Actually having friends

rockfish said...

John Denver

Shelley Long

THE BOB NEWHART SHOW

BREAKING BAD

Ann Coulter

New York Yankees

Coke

Sammy Davis

Transformer

Carrie Fisher

Sweet Caroline

Brussels sprouts

Sean Connery

Mac

Jason

Sarah Palin

Coco Crisp

The Progressive Insurance Girl

Alfonzo Soriano

Jon Stewart

Dominos

Marilu Henner

actually having friends

Your escalator operator said...

John Denver
Shelley Long - by a lot
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
BREAKING BAD
Simon Cowell (I just regular-hate Ann Coulter)
New York Yankees
Coke
Who’s the best Jr.? Write-in vote for Cal Ripken!
Robocop
Eddie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason or Jigsaw? No idea.
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Progressive Insurance Girl (The lizard rocks)
Still Alfonso Soriano, but it's close
Jon Stewart
Dominos
Mary Lou Retton
Actually having friends

Nat G said...

Bob Denver
Shelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
MAD MEN
Simon Cowell (I hate Ann more, I just don't love hating anything)
The New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
cauliflower
Sean Connery
Mac
Jigsaw?
Sarah Palin?
Coco Crisp
Progressive Insurance Girl
Alfonzo Soriano or Carlos Zambrano? (Never heard of either_
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut?
Marilu Henner
actually having friends

Chad said...

These are all subjective.

emily said...

Dreadful.
What is funnier - The questions or the answers...

sephim said...

I'm putting my hand up for Breaking Bad because that's the only one I cared about.

Anonymous said...

Bob Denver
Shelley Long
TBNS
Mad Men
Simon Cowell
Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels Sprouts
Sean Connery
PC
Jason
Faye Dunaway
Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford
Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Conan O'Brien
Neither
Mary Lou Retton
Facebook, of course

Vermonter17032 said...

John Denver
Shelley Long (no contest)
The Bob Newhart Show
no opinion as I've not seen either
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees (but then I'm a Red Sox fan)
Coke
Sammy
Robocop (love him, but Transformer is alien technology, afterall)
Carrie
Sweet Caroline
yuck!
Daniel Craig
Mac
Sarah Palin (she's scarier than either of those two)
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
abstain
abstain
Jon Stewart (Conan isn't funny)
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou
real friends

Anonymous said...

@gottacook I went to Hebrew School with Jerry Seinfeld and even though our mothers played Mah Jongg, we didn't stay in touch. However, his father (z''l) was way funnier than Jerry (back then).

As for the rest, I'll leave it to the young 'uns to sort through. Great set of questions, Ken. Enjoyed it.

Sérgio said...

John Denver
Shelley Long
NEWHART
MAD MEN
Simon Cowell
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Transformer
Eddie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford?
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends

LouOCNY said...

Denver
Shelley Long
THE Bob Newhart Show (Hi Bob!)
?
Ms (or is it Mr?) Coulter
Yankees
Coke
Sammy
Robocop
Carrie
Kennedy
ugh - both
Sean
PC
Jason
Sarah
Coco Crisp
Flo
Neither - Jeter
Conan
Pizza Butt
Henner
Real friends

Anonymous said...

Whom would you rather club into jam with a hickory axe handle: Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck?

Lairbo said...

Bob
Kirstie Alley
Bob Newhart Show
Breaking Bad
Coulter
Yankees
Pepsi
Sammy
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels Sprouts
Connery (Craig's good, though)
Mac
Neither.
Faye Dunaway
Coco Crisp
Progressive Lady
Soriano
Stewart
Pizza Hut
Henner
Actual

Sally creeping down the alley said...

Which is funnier: The people who had to EXLAIN their answers OR The people who explained their answers thinking they were funny but failed?

Charles H. Bryan said...

"What’s the most hated team in America? The New York Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys?"

I can usually spot a jackass by whether they root for one of these teams despite having never lived in NYC or DAL. Some people just like to follow winners; lot of character in that. Gotta wonder why people love out-of-town dynasties.
If I had to pick, I'd say Dallas, because more people follow the NFL.

The other questions (where I had an opinion)
John Denver (because it's Gilligan that actually famous)
Shelley Long (She was also hilarious this season in a Modern Family guest spot.)
The Bob Newhart Show (because we know that "Newhart" was just a dream that took place during a very long episode of TBNS.)
Ann Coulter (shudder)
Sammy Davis (I saw him a number of years ago when he was on tour with Sinatra. Frank was a snooze, but Sammy was on a mission to entertain.)
Robocop (more exposed metal, and I think Transformers are plastic)
cauliflower (when it's cooked it's stenchy)
Sean Connery (c'mon -- could Craig make that powder leisure thingy look cool?)
PC (it's cheap enough to outweigh it's negatives)
Sarah Palin (shudder again)
Coco Crisp (I once put him on a fantasy team just because of the name. Him and Milton Bradley.)
Geico lizard (The British accent and the twee personality make me want to feed him to my dog.)
Jon Stewart (Not as shrieky, and he doesn't touch his nipples.)

Charles H. Bryan said...

And I couldn't be happier to have provided an explanation of every answer I gave -- I felt it necessary in case this ends up in a Library of Congress archive.

Ben said...

Who is more famous? John Denver or Bob Denver
Jack, I'll go off the board and select Denver Pyle.

Shelley Long
Newhart
Mad Men

Who do you love to hate more? Simon Cowell or Ann Coulter?
Why do I have to pick just one?

The Yankees
When it's ice cold, Coke. When it's cool but not quite cold enough, Pepsi.

Who’s the best Jr.? Ken Griffey or Sammy Davis?
What, no love for Harry Connick?

Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Robocop or a Transformer?
A Transformer, but considering "Transformers" is rusty to begin with...

Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline (dah dah dah)

What’s worse? Brussels sprouts or cauliflower?
Yes.

Sean Connery

Which is better? Mac or PC?
Shit, the one blog I was sure would never have a "Mac vs. Windows" debate... Mac

Jigsaw
"President" Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp, but both lose to Milton Bradley in the finals.
The Geico lizard
Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner
Facebook...at least I can unfriend people without too much drama.

Ellie Werner said...

John Denver; Shelley Long; NEWHART; MAD MEN; Ann Coulter; The New York Yankees; Coke; Ken Griffey; Transformer; Carrie Fisher; Sweet Caroline; Brussels sprouts; Sean Connery; Mac; Jigsaw; Sarah Palin; Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford; Progressive Insurance Girl; Alfonzo Soriano; Conan O’Brien; Dominos; Marilu Henner; actually having friends

Roger Owen Green said...

John Denver; people may know Gilligan but not nec Bob Denver
Shelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
n/a (never seen either)
Ann Coulter, by a WIDE margin
New York Yankees, though I PERSONALLY hate the Dallas Cowboys
Neither Coke or Pepsi
Ken Griffey, Jr., who never sang "I'm over 25 but you can still trust me."
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy, who is the reason for the song
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac, yet I own a PC?
Jason
Sarah Palin, big time
Coco Crisp
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends

YEKIMI said...

1- Neither. Denver, Colorado is more famous than both of them.
2-Kirstie Alley [glad she got the job BEFORE her donut eating binge.]
3-Newhart
4-Don't have cable but I know they're both popular, Can't wait for some genius to combine them and we'll have "BREAKING BAD MAD MEN"
5-Ann Coulter. She's the poster child for euthanasia of rabid healthy humans.
6-New York YankMe's
7-Neither. But I will wait till the eventual merger and they combine them and come out with New Poke and then revert to Poke-a-Cola.
8-Neither. Junior Samples from Hee Haw. Call BR-549 to see if I'm right.
9-Robocop.
10-Carrie Fisher.
11-Sweet Caroline Kennedy.
12-Brussel sprouts! How did they ever get past immigration into this country?
13-Sean Connery
14-PC
15-Jigsaw! I almost cut my finger off with one of them.
16-Sarah Palin. Every time I hear her voice it induces a bowel movement.
17-Coco Crisp.
18-The Progressive Insurance Girl. Someone needs to take that price tagger she has and use it to tag her mouth shut.
19-I would have to go with Chris Brown as being the better hitter, although Rhianna might disagree.
20-Jon Stewart. Although I didn't know he was OF Conan.
21-Pizza Slut
22-Marilu Henner
23-Facebook. You can "defriend" someone easier there. To defriend an actual friend, I think you would have to kill them.

YEKIMI said...

When it came to playing Samantha's husband Darrin on "Bewitched," who was your favorite Dick?

Paul Lynde would have answered "Any guy that has one."

Kirk Jusko said...

More famous: Bob Denver (I'm assuming anyone who watched Gilligan regularly at least GLANCED at the opening credits.

Better on Cheers: Shelly Long

Better show: The Bob Newhart Show (it was close, but the underrated Bill Dailey clinched it for me)

More hated: Ann Coulter

Soft drink: Coke (oddly enough, I preferred Pepsi as a kid)

Famous Fisher: Carrie

Famous Caroline : Sweet Caroline

Better Bond: Sean Connery

More annoying insurance pitchman: Gecko

Funnier: Jon Stewart

Cheap pizza: Dominos

Actually having friends

The ones I didn't answer I'm still undecided.

Tom Quigley said...

Who's more pathetic -- a Chicago Cubs fan or a Buffalo Bills fan? (guilty on both counts)...

esme said...

John Denver
Shelley Long
I'm pretty sure I'm too young for either
MAD MEN
Ann Coulter (there's nobody to hate more)
Dallas Cowboys
Coke (but Diet Pepsi)
Ken Griffey
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Cauliflower!!!
Daniel Craig
Mac
Jason
Sarah Palin!
Sugar Bear Floyd Rayford
Progressive Insurance Girl. That voice...
Soriano
Jon Stewart (love love love)
Dominos
Mary Lou Retton
Actually having friends

Mike Barer said...

Who is more famous? John Denver

Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long

Which show was better? THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
What show is better? MAD MEN or BREAKING BAD? Have not seen either.

Who do you love to hate more? Ann Coulter? (really wish that she would go away)

What’s the most hated team in America? In Seattle, it's the Pittsburgh Steelers.
What’s better? Coke or Pepsi? Icch.

Who’s the best Jr.? Ken Griffey or Sammy Davis? I'lll just say Sammy because he is Jewish.

Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Both

Who is more famous? I like Joelly, the best.
Who’s more famous? Sweet Caroline

What’s worse? Brussels sprouts or cauliflower? I like both.

Who’s better? Sean Connery or
Which is better? Mac , but personally like the PC

Who’s scarier? Jason or Jigsaw? Don't watch

Who’s scarier? Sarah Palin?

Who has the better cereal name? Coco Crisp, but Milton Bradley is best overall sports name.

Who’s more annoying? The Progressive Insurance Girl

Who’s a better hitter?
Carlos Zambrano

Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart

Who has the best lousy pizza? Dominos
Who is more famous? Marilu Henner or Mary Lou Retton? "Hello Mary Lou" by Ricky Nelson

Which is better? actually having friends? Facebook is engineer by profiteers.

Omnibus Driver said...

My answers are here.

Mike Barer said...

What a cleaver way to get people to your Blog, Omnibus!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Can't believe anypone would pick Kirstie Alley. That's like preferring a shit sandwich over filet mignon.

Laurie A. said...

John Denver
Shelly Long
The Bob Newhart Show
Don't watch either MM or BB
Despise Ann Coulter - an act or not, how DOES she sleep at night??
Cowboys (we're a Yankee family)
Diet Coke but regular Pepsi
Ken
Robocop (I'm guessing that Transformers have some fiberglass and plastic on them)
Carrie Fisher is more my time
Sweet Caroline bomm bomm bomm
I have *dreams* about Daniel Craig...mmmm
PC
Jason
Sarah is more far reaching and thus much SCARIER
Geico lizard
Soriano
Jon Stewart by far
Pizza Hut for its colon cleansing abilities
Henner (in New York because of Broadway)
What's Facebook?

Dave Mackey said...

Ken Cooper, the former news anchor at WOBM in Toms River (the last stop on my radio tour of the Monmouth/Ocean market), used to play a game in the newsroom a lot like this called "Who's Worse". A typical example would be "Who's Worse: Richard Simmons, or Gene Simmons?" Made you think sometimes.

WV: muslin - YEAH, IT's A REAL WORD... DEAL WITH IT!

James said...

John Denver
Shelly Long
Bob Newhart Show
Mad Men
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Cauliflower
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Geico Lizard
Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner
Actual Friends

bevo said...

Bob Denver
Kirstie Alley?
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
MAD MEN
Ann Coulter
Dallas Cowboys
Coke or Pepsi?
Ken Griffey
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Neither. They are both yummy.
Daniel Craig
Mac or PC
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Geico lizard
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Dominos or Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner (great rack)
actually having friends

wv tingesse: a decoy found in water or on the lawn used to lure other fowl or white trash

A said...

Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long (by far!)

Who do you love to hate more? Ann Coulter

Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Robocop

Who is more famous? Carrie Fisher

Who’s more famous? Sweet Caroline

What’s worse? Brussels sprouts

Who’s better? Sean Connery

Which is better? PC

Who’s scarier? Sarah Palin?

Who’s more annoying? The Geico lizard

Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart

Which is better? Actually having friends?

danrydell said...

1. Bob Denver. C'mon, it's Gilligan.
2. Shelley. "Sam & Diane" is an American treasure.
3. The Bob Newhart Show. I hated Darrel and Darrell.
4. My Catholic upbringing precludes me from watching Breaking Bad, so...Mad Men
5. Ann Coulter. Because she knows it, and gets off on it.
6. Yankees. They're still winning.
7. Coke, but Diet Pepsi beats Diet Coke.
8. Rat Pack is trump.
9. I'd say Robocop. Alien technology being superior.
10. No one remembers Eddie Fisher.
11. Sweet Caroline, thanks to that "remix"
12. Brussels sprouts, vile pods of blah.
13. Connery. With both arms behind his back and with a sucking chest wound.
14. Mac. Always has been, always will be.
15. Jason. Hockey masks are generally terrifying.
16. No wire hangers!!!
17. Coco Crisp, because it's cleaner, shorter.
18. I actually like both. I know...
19. Soriano!
20. Stewart is funnier in the format currently in use. O'Brien is a better writer.
21. Probably the Hut. That supreme is pretty gnarly.
22. Mary Lou. Early '80s Gold Medal trumps early '80s sitcom.
23. Facebook, because you don't have to actually talk to them. :-)

Rob Frankel said...

Bob Denver
(Secondary Bob Denver question: Gilligan or Maynard G. Krebs? Personally, I choose Maynard)
Shelley Long
Newhart
Breaking Bad
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy
Robocop
Carrie (but it really depends on the age of the person answering.)
Caroline Kennedy
Cauliflower
Sean Connery (the first, the best)
Mac
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Progressive Girl
Alfonzo Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner
Actually having friends

TSW said...

John Denver

Shelley Long

NEWHART

BREAKING BAD

Ann Coulter

Dallas Cowboys

Coke

Ken Griffey

Robocop (but I wish it was a Transformer)

Carrie Fisher

Sweet Caroline

Brussels sprouts (mashed cauliflower is GOOD)

Sean Connery

Mac

Jigsaw

Faye Dunaway

Coco Crisp

The Geico lizard?

Alfonzo Soriano

Jon Stewart

Pizza Hut

Mary Lou Retton

Actually having friends

Roger Owen Green said...

So who's tallying the votes? It ain't me...

D. McEwan said...

Bob Denver, of course. It's not even close.

John Cleese

I preferred NEWHART.

I love to hate Simon. I just hate Ann. Really, really hate her. if she died in excruciating pain, it would cheer me up.

I'm a Pepsi drinker.

Who is Ken Griffey?

"Who is more famous? Carrie Fisher or Eddie Fisher?" Depends on the age of the audience.

Cauliflour.

"Who’s better? Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?" For what, and at what age? Sean at 30 is better than almost anyone for anything, but he turns 80 this year, so nowadays, I'd rather shag Craig.

To work with: Dunaway. For America: Palin.

Stewart over Conan.

Mr. Snrub said...

My answer is "Newhart"...to all questions.

Anonymous said...

Bob Denver, Bebe Neuwirth over either Shelley or Kirstie, The (Only) Bob Newhart Show (That Matters), Breaking Bad (though both are awesome), I hate (not "love to" hate, what is THAT???) Bill Maher and Kate Gosselin even more, Yankmes, don't drink either- give me Arizona tea (which is made in NY, so calm down, protesters), Robert Downey, Bender, Carrie, Kennedy (accept it), beets, Connery (pre-The Avengers), don't care, Freddie Kruger (original), Gloria Allred's even scarier/more revolting, Coco Crisp, the Geico announcer's even MORE annoying, Zambrano (though it's the Cubs, so what does it matter?), Stewart on TV/Conan live...I'll end it at that!

Idolators Beware! said...

John Denver…I’d say. The sick thing is, most Disney Channel kids’ nowadays have never heard of Gilligan’s Island.

Loved Long. She carried a scene and the long-winded wording.

Better writing? The original. Funnier? Newhart. The cast of characters were hysterical.

Who do you love to hate more? Simon Cowell or Ann Coulter?
Simon. Both want you to hate them but while Ann blasts politicians, Simon blasts amateur performers and make them cry.

The Yankees. Winning, winning and winning. Everyone lose the underdog.

Which ever soda is on sale that week!

It has to be Sammy. Possibly the greatest entertainer ever. He brought class even to the Rat Pack.

Robocop. A transformer can turn into a car which is…duh…perfect for a carwash.

Of course Carrie. That’s not even a contest. Bobby Fisher would be checkmated too.

Sweet Caroline. The failed wanna-be senator from NY can’t compete with the everyday 7th and 8th innings at Red Sox and Mets games.

Anyone that would eat a Brussel Sprouts, especially when cooked, is no friend of mine.

Connery, by the size of Odd Job’s waist.

Commodore 64!

Jigsaw

Dunaway…haven’t been able to go near a wire hanger since the 1980s.

Coco, because he can play the outfield too.

The Progressive Girl is. At that’s what makes her a great ad trade mark.

This year, Alfonzo. But Carlos will take a walk.

Jon Stewart. Better delivery.

I’d rather eat a soggy cracker with Velveeta than eat that crap.

Mary Lou Retton. Every 4 years she gets a nod from NBC.

Good question. If the cast of FRIENDS had facebook, would they ever go out to the Central Perk?

SamMalone said...

better late than never?
John Denver
Shelley Long
BOB Mewhart
Breaking Bad
Simon
Yankees
Coke/Pepsi = same thing
Griffey
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussles sprouts
Sean Connery (but Craig is the best since then)
PC
Jason
Palin
Coco Crisp
Progressive Insurance Girl -- perkiness that needs to be stopped!
Zambrano (ouch!)
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut (pan pizza doesn't pretend to be like "real" pizza)
Real Friends (usually)

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John
Shelley Long
Newhart
Breaking Bad
Coulter
Yankees
Coke
Griffey
Robocop
Carrie
Kennedy
cauliflower
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason
Palin
Coco Crip
Flo
Soriano
Stewart
Dominos
Retton
actually having friends