So I hear if you have a gazillion followers on Twitter you can get a book deal. And since I'm writing a book, I thought "hey, what can I do to attract new followers?" The answer is a simple. The blog equivalent to a Jerry Lewis telethon. So throughout the day I'll be chiming in with shameless pleas, pathetic begging, and browbeating. But I'll also be providing you with the kind of spectacular entertainment you can only find on a telethon.
So click on the Twitter icon or just click right here, tell all your friends. Let's get me a book deal while I'm still young enough to know what that is.
Thanks. You're all beautiful human beings.
So let's get things started with a bang. Here he is! Mr. Dynamite. TONY ORLANDO AND DAWN!!
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Thank God for the subtitles, because it's so hard to understand Tony Orlando's perfect English without it.
Are you familiar with this guy? He's leading the charge for self-publishing on Kindle and the other platforms. You might have a big enough following to go your own way like he is (and you write a million times better than he does).
Nothing like spending a Saturday watching a telethon. Please tell me you're going to have Joey Heatherton on the show. NO telethon is complete without her!
Awww! You could have done it from Vegas, I would have come down and sat in the audience. I mean, you didn't have to do it at a casino or anything--any Starbucks would have done. Or a Starbucks in a casino!
Regarding Thursdays Blog & your inability to sell ideas to ABC: "if my dad were named President of the ABC Group, he’d still say he liked our idea but already bought something similar from my brother".
Thanks for the plug, but I've hung up my pencil ... no wait! I never wrote anything
What, no Sweet Cream, Ladies? Tony Orlando? I'd almost rather watch a Jerry Lewis movie than listen to this crap! Can't you show some Cheers or Frasier clips? Becker? A Jack Brickhouse "lost the ground ball in the sun" call? Will the Hells Angels be dropping by w/beer for all of us?
Ah, a recognized pattern of life, a vestige of the humane society which used to be ... a comfort where I like to be comforted. And I even recognize the music.
Count me in. Please do feel free to challenge the mind, to stimulate epiphany regarding the potential well being of all mankind. I always enjoy that!
Or you can change your twitter to SHIT a TV WRITER/BASEBALL COMMENTATOR SAYS and you will be CBS's hot new comedy with a former Star Trek star as the lead and no second lead as of upfornts.
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