Reader Bob Sommers wondered where the characters of MASH would be today? Since the Korean War was almost 60 years ago they'd probably all be dead. Super short blog post.
But here’s the good news: through the miracle of reincarnation they have all come back and are with us here today.
Frank Burns is now Glenn Beck.
Radar O’Reilly is now Bill Gates.
Hot Lips is now Faye Dunaway.
Charles Winchester is George Will.
B.J. Hunnicutt has become Al Gore.
Trapper John is now Mark Cuban.
Father Mulcahy is now Alan Dershowitz (God has a real sense of humor).
Dr. Sidney Freedman is Phil Jackson.
Max Klinger is Marv Albert.
Henry Blake is Bill Clinton.
Hawkeye Pierce is Ken Levine (hey, it’s my blog).
Monday, July 05, 2010
By Ken Levine at 7:15 AM