This is the kind of crap I Tweet if you choose to follow me on Twitter.
Saw Joe Biden's motorcade yesterday. Didn't realize it. 2 limos and lots of police. I thought it was Lindsay Lohan being taken to County.
LeBron deciding where to go for dinner tonight. ESPN hour special begins in fifteen minutes.
Ballplayer walk-up music is annoying. Mine would be "God Bless America". I would get a standing ovation every time I came to the plate.
Cleveland loses LeBron but still has Betty White.
From my daughter Annie: The new Health Care Bill will impose a 10% tax on Tanning Salon Customers? My heart bleeds for the cast of JERSEY SHORE.
It's "earthquake night" at beautiful Dodger Stadium. Anything to attract fans with the Florida Marlins in town.
Another marriage proposal at Dodger Stadium tonight. I forget whether it was during "Kiss Cam" feature or "Bloopers".
Fireworks are great unless you are a dog.