I was going to post this yesterday as a birthday toast, but then Annie built the Ikea cabinet and I had to go with that instead. So here it is today -- a few of her Tweets. Tomorrow, the story of how she solves crimes (no, just kidding).
How long do you think it will be before Victoria Secret starts marketing itself as "The Halloween Costume Superstore"?
Apparently my twitter account was hacked into. I don't have a way for anyone to make money. If I did, I'd be doing that rather than tweeting
National Geographic recreated the floating house from UP! Next step: An adorable robot that cleans up waste and loves Hello Dolly!
It's National Grammar Day! I think I'll celebrate by putting a preposition at the end of every sentence it's in.
Charlie Sheen wants another Major League movie? The way things are going with him & Willie Mays Hayes it better be a Prison Baseball League
What is everyone so bitter about Valentine's Day? It's a national excuse to eat chocolate. And I plan to celebrate for weeks and weeks.
I love MOMA, but out of curiosity at what point is something made in 1880 no longer considered "modern"?
What would be the difference between a TRUE BLOOD spec and creepy fan fiction? Because I bet it would be pretty minimal at this point...
After watching the trailer for the new "Arthur," I find it incredibly ironic that a lot of the movie is about wasting money.
Once again Santa didn't bring me anything. I even baked him cookies. Sure they were in the shape of menorahs, but that still counts...
I'm semi-relieved that most of these new shows are terrible; I didn't have the time for any more serious TV commitments.
Why do I still watch True Blood? Did Sookie just check Bill's pulse? Why would a vampire have a pulse?
I still love Blossom. Even if she can't dress herself.
@ dodger stadium for "viva Los dodgers" and "Jewish Community Day." always a winning combination.
Is it just me or do Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester look super similar? PS. Please don't judge my taste in TV shows entirely on this tweet.
Hey INCEPTION, thanks for these crazy meta dreams.
The new Health Care Bill will impose a 10% tax on Tanning Salon Customers? My heart bleeds for the cast of Jersey Shore.
Gym. Tan. Laundry. (minus Gym and Tan)
"Look they have a trivia night. You should go; you're trivial." -My Mother