This is like splitting open a piñata – you never know what will spill out. But take a swing and here we go.
Studio executives and showrunners promise there will be less violence on
TV this fall. Oh, they mean ON the screen. Thomas Gibson was fired
from CRIMINAL MINDS for kicking a writer. They just got my Emmy vote.
Someone said we could bring the National Deficit way down by making the first Presidential Debate pay-per-view.
Who thought it was a good idea to remake BEN-HUR? So they could do the chariot race with CGI? What Millennial is saying “Where’s our Jesus tentpole blockbuster this summer?”
How many people are missing NBC’s regular shows? Anybody? Hello?
Let Donald Trump go one day without Secret Service protection and see how many Second Amendment “jokes” he makes.
I hear STRANGER THINGS on NETFLIX is really fun. As you know, I like to stay up on things, once I’ve heard that everyone else knows about it.
There’s going to be an action-thriller this fall called THE ACCOUNTANT. No foolin’.
Three teams in the AL East could make it to the playoffs.
Watching HARD KNOCKS on HBO, following the Los Angeles Rams training camp. Their star future quarterback, Jared Goff didn’t know the sun rose in the east and set in the west. Nice job University of California.
How dare CBS – the network of Lucille Ball, Jackie Gleason, Dick Van Dyke, Phil Silvers, and Mary Tyler Moore – call Kevin James the “King” of Comedy! Kevin fucking James???
Stephen Colbert will anchor election night coverage for SHOWTIME. But when Trump loses (please, if there is a God), I’ll be watching FOX NEWS to see Megyn Kelly make the announcement.
I'm hearing great buzz about HELL OR HIGH WATER starring Jeff Bridges. No one wears a cape so it's considered an art film.
Which did you cheer louder for – Roger Ailes or Alex Rodriguez getting fired?
I want to be a lifeguard in the Olympics.
How do you take the Olympics seriously when Ryan Seacrest hosts the late night show?
My new play, GOING GOING GONE – a comedy about baseball and life – opens Oct. 1st at the Hudson Theatre in Hollywood. "Tickets?" you say? Why, yes. You can pre-order here.
HuffingtonPost Headline: ‘Robot Lawyer’ Gives Free Legal Aid to Homeless People.”
There are too many NFL exhibition games. For attending fans, you’re paying big money to see the regulars for fifteen minutes and then 88 guys all wearing number 88.
They have these TV quizzes on Facebook – I fail them even though there are questions about specific episodes I wrote.
What’s worse – Trump’s Immigration plan or Swedish Fish Oreos?
How can MTV hold a video awards show when they no longer show videos?
UPDATE: So I'm not the only one who didn't find Larry Wilmore funny -- Comedy Central just cancelled THE NIGHTLY SHOW.
And finally, I posted this picture on Facebook but wanted to share it here too. Meet my granddaughter, Rebecca. God help me when she discovers Toys R’ Us.