Saturday, October 17, 2009

Rocker Hospitalized After Bad Butt Injections!!!

Hello from Philadelphia. Brrrrrrrrr. I’m always amused at some of the headlines in the HuffingtonPost (where I'm a contributing writer). These are from Friday and today.

Celebrity Chef's Ex-Fiancee Charged With Beating Him With A Wristwatch

British Reality Star Shows Her Nipples

Rocker Hospitalized After Bad BUTT Injections

Lindsay Wears Studded Jacket, Sad Face To Court

Whoopi Goldberg Producing Science Channel Trivia Show

What Can Danish Hogs Teach Us About Antibiotics?

Language Barrier Love

Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip Slip Out For Date Night

10 comments :

Kevin B said...

"Rocker Hospitalized After Bad BUTT Injections"

There's an Elton John joke in there somewhere.

Grubber said...

Hi Ken,
Just found you being quoted in an Aussie online article.

http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/celebrity-interviews/?from=scroller&pos=3&referrer=article&link=text

cheers
Dave

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

If more reality stars showed their nipples I might become a viewer.

WV: premen--the missing link.

Oh yeah, GO PHILLIES!

Sorry, Ken.

dgm said...

Back when I was a young co-ed, every time I went to my campus deli and saw "Hot Beef Injection" on the menu, well, I was intrigued. Some might even argue I was tempted.

As to Lindsay's sad face, it reminds me of the weekly police blotter, which is published in our local paper. This week the cops went on call to arrest a guy roaming the streets "wearing a towel and a receding hairline." Poor fella. He'll probably don his sad face in court, along with that unfortunate hairline.

benson said...

"Rocker Hospitalized After Bad BUTT Injections"

And after they launch an investigation, I hope they get to the bottom of it.

Tallulah Morehead said...

"Celebrity Chef's Ex-Fiancee Charged With Beating Him With A Wristwatch"

Takes a licking; keeps on ticking.

"Cap'n Bob Napier said...
If more reality stars showed their nipples I might become a viewer."

Well the guys on SURVIVOR (which I recap on the Huff Po) show their nipples all the time. It's WHY I watche. The guys on BIG BROTHER were big on nipple exposure too.

So many nipples. So little milk.

D. McEwan said...

I've never had a butt injection that caused me to be hospitalized, but it sounds like a GREAT one, not a bad one.

Tallulah Morehead said...

"Celebrity Chef's Ex-Fiancee Charged With Beating Him With A Wristwatch"

Was it still on a wrist?

VP81955 said...

Ken, aside from the score (currently 8-0 in favor of the "Fightins'," as Harry used to call them, hope you're having a good time pn Philadelphia. Tomorrow, head over to a Wawa (the best convenience store anywhere) and get yourself a hoagie, a soft pretzel and some Goldenberg's Peanut Chews and you'll feel like a real Philadelphian. (P.S. I know there are some Lee's Hoagie Houses in SoCal, obviously designed to satisfy the Philly diaspora.)

Graham Powell said...

Ah yes, headlines. The clip show of By Ken Levine. Not that there's anything wrong with that.