Congratulations to Dave C. and Veyhoo, winner of the first heat of the Daffy Definitions Kontest!!
Dave C., please email me with your address to receive your grand prize of a signed copy of MIDNIGHT, one of our better failed pilot scripts. Thanks to our runners up – Mike Bell, jbryant, Doug J., and Simon H.
Here’s the second heat. For the same spectacular prize so please vote because a lot is riding on this. The poll closes Saturday night at midnight P.S.T.
The five nominees are:
Mencries – What happens after every airing of “Brian’s Song”.
Bioner – A bionically engineered erection.
Derchaci – The German translation of Scott Baio’s autobiography.
Ophelly – Hamlet’s hillbilly girlfriend
Vivisms – The wit and wisdom of Vivian Vance.
You can vote below and keep checking the results. Thanks so much for participating and happy holidays from all your friends at BY KEN LEVINE (which is just me).