Ken, make me one of whatever you've been drinking tonight! For a minute there, I thought the WGA had settled for a ride at the rodeo in place of Internet royalties.
It made me think of that Onion article from about a year ago that identified a significant portion of the population as being "total fucking morons." These guys are definitely in that group. The propeller beanies they're wearing just seal the deal.
OK, Pamplona we're not. And I still liked it better with Debra Winger.
That's the guys from "Jackass". We don't have that at the Texas State Fair (yet).We do, however, have fried Coke, fried cappuccino, fried Twinkies, fried Oreos, fried ice cream, fried Cosmopolitans, fried mac-n-cheese, fried choco-ritos, and fried avocados, though. Mmmm, we love our fried foods.How come Hollywood writers always exaggerate when trying to describe Texans? It's not like we're freaks or something.
And what about our fried crème brûlée? Heavenly.
Suggestion: The WGA should send tickets to this ride to the lead negotiators for AMPTP as anonymous Christmas presents.
Yeah... this is from "Jackass". But still funny :-)
These Jackass fools won't be satisfied until one of them gets killed, and neither will I.
Sadly, this is not the dumbest thing I've ever seen Texans do....
Was I the only one rooting for the bull?
Technically, it's the State Fair of Texas. Also, if you go to the Mesquite Rodeo (just down the Interstate from the State Fair), you will see Cowboy Poker, which is basically this video, except four cowboys sit at a cheap folding table and they let a bull loose. Last one sitting wins the pot.
Cowboy poker at a rodeo. I'd hate to see the chips. Texas can't be that dumb, they provided us with our most recent Preside......Oh, never mind.
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