Here are more Spring movies for your seeing or skipping pleasure.
NIM’S ISLAND – Jodie Foster in a physical comedy so she’ll probably go on a big publicity tour to warn the public of the dangers of losing your balance.
THE RUINS – A beast in the jungles of Mexico whose diet consists of nuts, berries, and American tourists.
SMART PEOPLE – Dennis Quaid gets hit on the head and starts sleeping with Sarah Jessica Parker, which explains it.
PROM NIGHT – A psycho killer spoils a senior prom when he brutally murders the beautiful attendees. I suspect the nerds of the world will be rooting for the killer.
SUPERHERO MOVIE – Spoof of superhero movies, directed by fellow blogger Craig Mazin. Could open directing doors for me and Perez Hilton.
21 – Kevin Spacey in Vegas caper. When big showrooms won’t hire him to do his cheesy Bobby Darin act he seeks revenge by swindling the hotels.
SHINE A LIGHT – Rolling Stones concert filmed by Martin Scorsese. Robert DeNiro as Mick Jagger.
STREET KINGS – Keanu Reeves. What more do you need to know?
HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Is it Oscar season already?
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL – Guy goes to the tropics to get over his ex and bumps into her and her new beau. For the non-raunch version of this same story see “Adventures in Paradise” FRASIER, season two (written by me and my partner).
BABY MAMA – Tina Fey looking for a surrogate mother. I love Tina Fey. I’d have her baby.
THE TOURIST – New York City sex clubs and Hugh Jackman – something for everyone.
THE BANK JOB – or DOG DAY ELEVEN.
PARANOID PARK – Gus Van Sant movie. A skateboarder accidentally kills a security guard. What part of “Get out of the way!” did the victim not understand?